Fear mongering? Noooooo, not us! But the daily’s website has a particular obsession with posting lists of sex offenders over and over and over again. Which is a good thing, right? Seems like everyone would want to know who the sexual deviants are among us.
But what one content manager may consider news, others consider filler. After all, the elections are basically over, the black helicopters have landed for the time being with the passing of the TEE Center management agreement and the A has officially been saved. So why not take a peek at the Burke County sex offenders. We got ‘em right here!
Look, there is no way to make this clumsy point other than to say, finding a list of sex offenders is not rocket science. For those who want to know, it’s only a few clicks to the GBI’s website, where you can see them all. Or augustaga.gov. They’re there, too. There are actually any number of easily accessible places on the internet where you can find this information, none of which would take more than about four seconds.
Why then does it seem like the daily throws these faces in our faces daily?
So, not to be outdone by whoever the crack copy and paster is over there, we’ve done our own research, and here it is for all to see: our search of the database shows an alarming amount of facial hair among sex offenders.
In Richmond County, 158 sex offenders have goatees, 68 sport mustaches, 31 beards and 72 are clean-shaven. What is really surprising is the fact that Columbia County sex offenders are almost tied between mustache and goatee (21 to 22).
Overall, we analyzed Richmond, Columbia, Burke and McDuffie counties. Thanks to Richmond County, goatees are the clear winner at 40 percent, followed by 26 percent mustache, 25 percent clean-shaven and 9 percent beards.
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