Sexy Costumes!
Ladies can have Valentine’s Day; men will take Halloween any day
It’s finally here! I’m talking about Halloween, of course, not the new phone books. I have to say that Halloween is a celebration for men. Ladies, I will leave Valentine’s Day alone; you can have that one. Valentine’s Day is a day where, as a guy, we treat our lovely ladies to a romantic night out; we discuss our relationship, how happy we are together and say things like: “we are going to last forever.”
Halloween is a completely different story.
For men, Halloween offers the best scenery of the year. Halloween is a time when a woman might question her outfit, but she will only change it for the better. The question “is my skirt too short” might come up, and if it does, all answers point to “no, it could actually be shorter.” A perfect example was at a costume contest last year. A very nice young lady dressed as a “black angel” won the contest. Let me take a moment and describe what exactly goes into a “black angel” costume. All you need is nice black underwear: a black bra, black wings and high heels. Next thing you know, you could be walking away with some cold hard cash. You will probably get a lot of free drinks as well. But remember guys, it’s okay to look, not to touch. Learn from your mistakes.
If you are looking to cash in this Halloween, there are two huge costume contests going on. The first is with the brand new nightclub, Surreal at Surrey. Taking over in the old Vue location, Surreal at Surrey is hosting Halloween Horror Story on Saturday night. Surreal is asking ladies to show up in your sexiest costume and win cash prizes. You should listen to what they say. Doors open at 8 p.m.
I’m not promoting their music, but the Country Club sure does know how to host a party. So of course you can expect something big. Kris Fisher and HD 98.3 will be live on Saturday night at the Country Club from 10 to midnight and Kris promised me that he would be wearing his favorite pair of assless chaps. Now there’s some scenery for the ladies! The Country Club is also hosting a costume contest with cash and prizes, including a trip to see Madonna in Miami. Remember Madonna?
If you’re not ready for Halloween this weekend and want to wait for the official All Hallow’s Eve, catch Funk You with Lingo from Atlanta, Craig Waters and the Flood, and Griffen Eubanks at Sky City on the October 31. Doors open at 7:30 p.m.
Quick celebrity music news: mug shot of the week has to go to Flaaaaaaavooor Flav. The Public Enemy rapper was arrested and booked this past week on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor domestic violence. What’s the big deal? So he threatened his 17-year-old son with a knife and chased him around the house with it; that’s sounds like a normal night at the Flav residence to me. If only he would have stayed with Brigitte Nielsen and lived a normal life.
Make sure you tune in next week as I break down all the past chapters of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet.” The singer with horrible bathroom etiquette will release new chapters to this iconic tale on November 23, thanks to IFC. I wonder what’s going to happen with Rufus and Cathy.
Last, I hope to see everyone tonight, October 25, at The Playground for Rockin for Breast Cancer Awareness. Proceeds are going to be donated to the American Cancer Society. You’ll be able to enjoy music from Celia Gary, The Beauty Fools and Focus. Come and close out Breast Cancer Awareness Month with a great show.
What bands are coming to town? Who would you like to see in Augusta that doesn’t play country music? If you had to be one superhero for Halloween, who would it be and why? Email me at matt@themetrospirit.com.You Might Also Like:
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