Top Ten Conspiracy Theories On Why Lori Davis Chose not To Run For Richmond County Commission
Found out commissioners have to deal with crazy people on a regular basis.
Clay Boardman moved in next door. Decided neighborhood had gone to hell and moved to the river.
Began to feel that when Fred Russell was staring into his Blackberry he could see into her soul.
Too busy writing about herself in the third person to mount an effective campaign.
Was informed by elections board she couldn’t pay filing fee with “unbridled rage.”
Came to the realization that “those people” are the ones she would have to convince to vote for her.
Planning for her upcoming career change from angry ranter to angry libelous ranter.
Was under the impression that Bonnie Ruben was going to bankroll her campaign.
Feels she can make a larger number of people uncomfortable from the stands than the podium.
And the #1 reason why Lori Davis chose not to run for Richmond County Commission…
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