Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

Published August 9, 2012
Top Ten Conspiracy Theories On Why Lori Davis Chose not To Run For Richmond County Commission

#10 Found out commissioners have to deal with crazy people on a regular basis.

#9 Clay Boardman moved in next door. Decided neighborhood had gone to hell and moved to the river.

#8 Began to feel that when Fred Russell was staring into his Blackberry he could see into her soul.

#7 Too busy writing about herself in the third person to mount an effective campaign.

#6 Was informed by elections board she couldn’t pay filing fee with “unbridled rage.”

#5 Came to the realization that “those people” are the ones she would have to convince to vote for her.

#4 Planning for her upcoming career change from angry ranter to angry libelous ranter.

#3 Was under the impression that Bonnie Ruben was going to bankroll her campaign.

#2 Feels she can make a larger number of people uncomfortable from the stands than the podium.

And the #1 reason why Lori Davis chose not to run for Richmond County Commission… The damn black choppers!
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